Overheard Conversation of the Summer

I had an “assistant counselor” last week. He was there to observe and somewhat experience what being a counselor was like. After having our groups nightly devotions around a camp fire, we started hiking back to wilder, which is slang for wilderness camp. About half way there one of my campers says that they’re afraid of bats. Then the assistant counselor says, “That’s okay I’m afraid of Bob Barker.” Then there was a couple of seconds of laughter followed by my assistant going on, “Cuz he’s a giant d**chebag.” Everyone went quiet. I asked him to not repeat that in front of campers ever again and we had a perfectly silent hike the rest of the way back to wilder.